We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Randomize
