I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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