just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
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Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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