S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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