you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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