I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
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I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
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You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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