I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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