that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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