In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
A+ Viking dick
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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