I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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