Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
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Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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