Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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