Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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