I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
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Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
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Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Never underestimate the power of titties
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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