thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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