But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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