My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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