We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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