'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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