it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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