I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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