You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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