Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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