so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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