Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
FUCK WHALES
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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