is your mom at the bar?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
i think my cat just said my name.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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