Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
where am i from again
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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