This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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