Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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