I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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