Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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