I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize