i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
and eventually we just all took our pants off
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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