if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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