it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
