No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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