hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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