I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Randomize
