I want to walk on stilts...naked
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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