We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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