I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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