The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
dude. I can hear the air.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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