Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I think pants incapable of making pants work
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
