Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
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I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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