how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
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I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
She even gives head with a lisp.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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