I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I can't turn off my feet"
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
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