Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
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Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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