life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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