If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She's like a pop up book from hell.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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