No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I will die if light touches me.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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