glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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