I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We are two peas in an std pod
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
