he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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